Why, I do, dear gatekeeper. And I can't think of any branch of software development more alternative than hillbilly development (as it were). Potential topics for discussion:

  • Backwoods-Driven Design
  • The family tree problem: Is it really NP-complete?
  • The open/closed principle as it applies to farm critters
  • Mashups (aka Moonshine Development)
  • Beauty

Lookin' forward to seein' all my software developin', system analyzin', enterprise architectin', red-green-refactorin', unit-testin', domain-driven cousins out yonder in Austin! The Hillbilly will be there repreSENtin'!