Monday, November 27, 2006

Sesame Street Live in the Bahamas. That's as cultural as you get in Nassau. And the troupe was welcomed with open arms, then dropped off at the gymnasium in a local sports centre. Sounds unceremonious but when I told others where the venue was, it was usually met with a nod that said, "wow, fancy schmancy".

And so it was that we found ourselves on the way to the show yesterday morning. On the way, Syd and I had a discussion on our favorite characters. Her favorite is Elmo which should make the marketers of Tickle-Me-Elmo proud because I'm pretty sure that's the only reason she even knows who Elmo is. Seriously, I don't think Syd has watched a single episode of Sesame Street in her life.

When the question came to me, I said Kermit the Frog because of the memories I have of his journalistic skills. Particularly the way he seemed to be the only sane one in a sea of chaos. I also mentioned Bert because I empathize with someone whose obsession was cute twenty years go but in today's world is kinda creepy. Syd's response: "Who's Bert?"

I'm sure she regrets bringing that up because it launched a tirade of nostalgia the likes of which have not been seen since she inadvertently asked, "Daddy, what's a Smurf?" one day during a routine watching of I Love the 80s.

The rest of the drive was spent mostly in obscure song ("It's Not Easy Being Green", "Pe-e-e-e-ro-gie", "Keep On Trying, La la la" and, of course, "One-two-three-FOUR-five-six-seven-eight-NINE-ten-eleven-twelve") with brief interludes to try to explain the aliens who went "yep, yep, yep, yep, uh HUH, uh HUH" and "brrrrrrrring!".

Despite dad's semi-coherent ramblings, she was still raring to go when we got there. And it was suitably entertaining for young and old. Lots of singing and dancing. Lots of colour. Lots of happy kids.

And it was nice to see the Polically Correct Police haven't affected Oscar too much. Was half expecting him to be living in a hippie commune rather than a trashcan these days.

Monday, November 27, 2006 8:41:49 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]  |  Trackback
Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I'll be braving James Bond tonight. I say "braving" because seeing movies in the Bahamas is not what you might call a leisurely activity. For one thing, they have a tendency to turn up the volume up to Spinal Tap level. Not sure what the rationale is. Perhaps they want to cover up the funky smell and figure one sense will override the other.

They also have some logistic problems which we encountered on Saturday going to see Happy Feet (which, despite the efforts of the theatre-owners, I managed to enjoy immensely anyway).

The worst offense, though, is the interactive tendencies of your average Bahamian movie patron. For whatever reason, Bahamians seem to think that characters on the screen can hear them and they regularly shout criticism, both good and bad, to the screen. And not barely hushed whispers either. I'm talking full-blown, "BOY, WHACHOO DOIN' WALKIN' IN DERE LIKE DAT!" to quote a direct example from our visit to The Bourne Supremacy. (Or the more inexplicable, "OH NO! YA LIE!" yelled at regular intervals from the lady behind me at Happy Feet.)

But Jimmy B is like unto God to me in whatever form He takes, so while we need to be more strategic in our scheduling, it's off to the movies we go.

As for the "talkers", I'll bring an air horn just in case.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:18:49 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]  |  Trackback
Monday, November 20, 2006

Greetings, lost friends! We're back online after a semi-self-imposed exile of a year and a half.

Apologies for dropping off the map for a bit. Trust me in that it was necessary. In the meantime, browse through the archives to get yourself caught up. In the coming days, hopefully I can summarize the last eighteen months in twenty-five words or less.

If you didn't read the disclaimer two inches above this sentence, I've moved to software that doesn't include support for image galleries. So the links to the image galleries don't work. I am working diligen--....well, I'm working on getting them back on.

In the meantime, browse through the archives to get yourself up to speed at least until circa-mid-1995.

Monday, November 20, 2006 7:52:29 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]  |  Trackback

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