Why, I do, dear gatekeeper. And I can't think of any branch of software development more alternative than hillbilly development (as it were). Potential topics for discussion:
- Backwoods-Driven Design
- The family tree problem: Is it really NP-complete?
- The open/closed principle as it applies to farm critters
- Mashups (aka Moonshine Development)
Lookin' forward to seein' all my software developin', system analyzin', enterprise architectin', red-green-refactorin', unit-testin', domain-driven cousins out yonder in Austin! The Hillbilly will be there repreSENtin'!