If I can break character for a moment:

Oh my lord sweet Jayzus, Joseph, and Mary, the stars of Phantom of the Paradise are coming to Winnipeg!!! Swan! Winslow! Beef! THE JUICY FRUITS!!! Non-Manitobans probably don't understand the reason for my excitement (or my disappointment that I can't go) but then, the movie probably didn't play for over a year in your city. For whatever reason, it was a phenomenon in Winnipeg. I missed the theatrical release but have seen the movie more times than I can count (and am severely ticked at the lack of a decent DVD version).

LIFE AT LAST!