I removed the vacation diagram from the last post 'cause it gave me a headache whenever I looked at it. It's still up at http://baley.vanmeurs.org/kyle/gallery/image/183.aspx if you're feeling a little sadomasochistic. Suffice it to say there actually were last minute changes but I...don't remember what they were.

Full update to come later this week where the following questions will be answered:

  • What is western Manitoba's version of Bennifer?
  • When is it appropriate to use rock-paper-scissors in a round of golf?
  • How long is the average alpaca mating ritual?
  • What exactly ARE Oompah Loompahs?
  • How many hairstyles is it possible to have at the same time?
  • Does a father truly not love his daughter if he refuses to smuggle a pig across the border for her?
  • If a 13-year-old girl refuses to eat perogies because they'll make her fat, why does she throw four f*#%ing pizza pops in the microwave half an hour later?

OK, I don't really have an answer to the last one but the question had to be asked...